A Wife's Confession

Written from the prompt "It's not easy loving a loser like Johnny....," from https://wealthywritersclub.com/creative-writing-prompts/

It's not easy loving a loser like Johnny. He is very handsome and kind, but he can be, well, a handful. For starters, when he comes home from work, he always leaves his dirty, stinky clothes on the floor. Whenever I tell him to pick him up, he claims that he is too busy watching football. I always end up picking up his clothes. Total gag alert! Second of all, he snores like a 200 lb elephant. I used to wake up with bags under my eyes. Now when he snores, I just stuff one of our son's blocks into his mouth. Thirdly, every time he hears his favorite song in public, he breaks out in freaky dance moves. It is super embarrassing! I try to tell him to knock it off, but he is as stubborn as a mule. Lastly, he is so forgetful. Sometimes he forgets major important things, such as picking up our kids from school, or taking the chicken out of the fridge. Nevertheless, I still love my Johnny-poo. Sure, he's not perfect, but he is kind, funny, and makes the effort to be there for me and out kids. I wouldn't want to spend my life with anyone else.